HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
there had to have been a second spitter.
Baby, baby, baby. Who's the baby?
Well, frankly, it is.
...a 13-week extension, if that's possible.
Me too!
- Where should I sign this thing? - No, no, no, no. Don't worry about it.
- Yeah? - He's supposed to see me on Friday.
I don’t think so!
I'm not driving him to the airport!
You better bring your gloves. It's freezing out there.
- I mean, you know my hook, right? - Elaine?
Never have chucked! Never will chuck! No chuck!
- How do you know? - Who wouldn't like him?
- No, no. Then who was it? - Look, the way I remember it...
- Well, how about this Friday? - Yeah, Friday's okay.
- Let me tell her. - No, you can't-
Ryan’s a nut.
It'll take five minutes!
- Just tell it. - All right.
That stuff is safe.
That's it! Get out!
What was the tallest woman you ever slept with?
...and show it to you in that little box.
You know what's tough about seeing people when they have a baby...
Hello, Newman.
Who do you think you're talking to?
Get it out of here. Take it away, and put it away.
Wait, wait, wait.
- Is that a sectional? - Yeah, 12 pieces.
So after a while, you become really into it. You can smell them.
No, I'm not joking. He looks like Lyndon Johnson.
I've given my number out to guys, and it takes them a month to call.
What the hell are you two talking about?
Wouldn't you love to make a key?
Because I have a friend in the gum business. I got a gum guy!
It's a par five.
Glad you enjoyed it.
The pallbearers are close friends.
Well, you hardly know the guy.
Yes, I do love her.
intermitten issue w/ Simple printing on a newly rolled out feature and you want to be my digital bank
Single pump, not too hard.
No, he just left.
Our day was ruined.
See, you two were hogging the ball.
Unfortunately, I...
...129 West 81st Street. It's a very small industry, Vandalay.
You know, maybe he's been busy. Maybe he's been out of town.
I wouldn't have brought it up, but since you mentioned it.
Kevin Watching This Guy Fall in the Poil And You Want To Be My Vans Salesman?
It's too busy.
Are you gonna start driving him to the airport?
And you wanted to bring back the Punt God.
Okay. Take it easy.
No! No! You cannot throw me out!
I haven't had a Whataburger in a long time.
She’s such an idiot
Orange Man be like….
DId ANYbody call here asking for vandelay industries
Never Gets old
And you want to be my latex salesman.
The selling of latex and latex-related products.
Was it a peck? Was it a kiss? Was it a long make-out thing?
Go ahead.
If I ever need a drill bit, I'll call you.
Then, a second later, something happened...
No, no, I don't mind at all.
- See the baby. Again with the baby. - Who are they?
Or not.
Very funny. Really, he's very funny.
Hey, no sweat.
Okay...
I mean, I really thought he liked me. We were getting along.