Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lyndon Johnson.
He’s SUCH an idiot
- You smoke? - Yeah.
Our 2022 was ruined.
Well, that's it. I'm never giving my number out to another guy again.
Mookie. Mookie was there.
You like seinfeld? I like seinfeld. We'll be best friends!
Pick up a phone!
I hope you don't mind my saying, she is breathtaking.
You don't understand, Elaine. I don't want to be overanxious.
And the casket is that great, perfect box...
Hey, you know, this is the first time we ever saw each other naked?
What do you think of him?
- You always tell. - All right, tell it.
That's all you think about, is boxes. Where are there boxes?
Yeah, okay.
Back and to the Left
I’m sorry honey
And you want to be My plane parts salesman?
And you want to be my toilet engineer
- You know who that is? - Who?
i'm not banging them
No, I haven't.
Back and to the left
This is why I’m worried about his gut health
You'd think eventually, an entire figure skating team would just get wiped out.
No you’re way, way off!
I'll give my car to any guy in front of a restaurant...
Go ahead, shake his hand. I'm Jerry Seinfeld.
Are you jealous of him or are you jealous of me?
He asked me if I was doing anything Friday night.
- Kramer, put Jerry on! - I'm in the middle of something.
...she doesn't even have a boyfriend.
- All these years, you never told me? - It's not an easy thing to bring up.
And you wanted to go to Columbus for The Game
...Vandalay company.
I have a friend who's got a baby.
I'm serious. She doesn't.
...and I gave them your phone number. So when the phone rings...
Look, could you do me a favor?
What?
...have to get an early start tomorrow. Gotta get up and hit that pavement.
You know what I've discovered, Mrs. Sokol?
And I plan on rounding second tonight at around 11:00.
And you want to be my Director of User Navigator & Customer Experience
And you wanna Be a regional host
What do you need him for?
The polls are calling
And you want to be my news guy.
...you could put a bullet through it and it won't open.
Well, he could say hello to me. I wouldn't mind.
You know what I mean? They're always so excited.
And you wanna be my Congressperson.
Say Vandalay!
See, this is all I think about: sleeping with a giant.
- Is there a box spring? - What's that?
Dinner's good.
I love how people say they're too busy. Too busy.