Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No you’re way, way off!

Mookie. Mookie was there.

You like seinfeld? I like seinfeld. We'll be best friends!

You'd think eventually, an entire figure skating team would just get wiped out.

- You smoke? - Yeah.

Pick up a phone!

And you wanted to go to Columbus for The Game

- You know who that is? - Who?

You know what I've discovered, Mrs. Sokol?

Well, that's it. I'm never giving my number out to another guy again.

- You always tell. - All right, tell it.

I love how people say they're too busy. Too busy.

I hope you don't mind my saying, she is breathtaking.

And I plan on rounding second tonight at around 11:00.

That's all you think about, is boxes. Where are there boxes?

What do you think of him?

- Kramer, put Jerry on! - I'm in the middle of something.

...and I gave them your phone number. So when the phone rings...

This is why I’m worried about his gut health

- Is there a box spring? - What's that?

He’s SUCH an idiot

Back and to the Left

- All these years, you never told me? - It's not an easy thing to bring up.

And you wanna Be a regional host

Go ahead, shake his hand. I'm Jerry Seinfeld.

And you wanna be my Congressperson.

I'll give my car to any guy in front of a restaurant...

i'm not banging them

And you want to be my toilet engineer

...you could put a bullet through it and it won't open.

You don't understand, Elaine. I don't want to be overanxious.

He asked me if I was doing anything Friday night.

...Vandalay company.

What do you need him for?

And you want to be my news guy.

Hey, you know, this is the first time we ever saw each other naked?

Lyndon Johnson.

I'm serious. She doesn't.

See, this is all I think about: sleeping with a giant.

Look, could you do me a favor?

Are you jealous of him or are you jealous of me?

...have to get an early start tomorrow. Gotta get up and hit that pavement.

Well, he could say hello to me. I wouldn't mind.

And you want to be My plane parts salesman?

...she doesn't even have a boyfriend.

And you want to be my Director of User Navigator & Customer Experience

Back and to the left

I have a friend who's got a baby.

I’m sorry honey

Our 2022 was ruined.

And the casket is that great, perfect box...

You know what I mean? They're always so excited.

The polls are calling