Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nice Coaching Job Candy Ass

Nobody ever wants you to come over and see their grandfather, do they?

If the spitter was behind you, as you claim...

I'd like to meet a couple that goes:

...but hardware fascinates me.

Just sign here, please.

The hearse is like the van.

I know something about getting to first base and I know you’ll never be there.

And you want to be my co-manager

Look at this guy.

I wish you never mentioned it to me.

- Hello. - Hello.

...to a five-run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game!

Bad mistake. My mistake.

Don't mention it to anybody.

When you move it, it tends to open up...

What happened to your head when you got hit?

For what, dinner?

They're giving me a ride downtown.

But think about it: 26 teams, 162 games a season.

Have you seen JFK?

...causing him to drop his baseball cap.

I gotta prove I've been looking for a job to get an extension.

...as the listening.

Thank you for a wonderful time, George.

I love the smell of cardboard in the morning.

- I'll hire you as my latex salesman? - Right.

What's he waiting for?

Our night was ruined

Yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment.

And you want to be my Apple Vision Pro salesmen

If I meet a guy at a club or a gym: Hey, look, I'm sure you're very nice.

- Who is this? - It's my daughter.

...when a crucial Hernandez error opens the door...

That's Keith Hernandez.

I gotta run now because I got a full plate this afternoon.

You're not interested in seeing any applications.

I and my good pal Keith Hernandez...

Then we got the couch.

Vandalay Industries.

So Biff wants to be a buff?

At a funeral, everyone's crying around. You're looking at the casket:

...has the word unemployment on it?

I can produce Keith Hernandez, right here...

Whatever the group is you've got now, that's who you're going with.

Despise keith hernandez

And you want to be my Senator

All right. I gotta go down to the unemployment office.

All right. Just sign it. People are waiting.

The spit then proceeds to ricochet...

What-delay Industries?

- Did you talk about game six? - No. I gotta wait until it's the right time.

Any Hennigan's around here?

I saw every inning that year.

You know, furniture.

There's boxes here.

I can't. I can't.

If he wants to see me, he has my number. He should call.

Can't get it out of your mind! You just got the job!

I made a conscious effort not to look.

All right. He kissed me, okay?

I tried to scream out, but it was too late.