Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I gotta prove I've been looking for a job to get an extension.

Have you seen JFK?

Look at this guy.

I know something about getting to first base and I know you’ll never be there.

I love the smell of cardboard in the morning.

Just sign here, please.

You're not interested in seeing any applications.

...when a crucial Hernandez error opens the door...

But think about it: 26 teams, 162 games a season.

If he wants to see me, he has my number. He should call.

I'd like to meet a couple that goes:

I can't. I can't.

They're giving me a ride downtown.

Vandalay Industries.

I and my good pal Keith Hernandez...

And you want to be my Apple Vision Pro salesmen

You know, furniture.

Nice Coaching Job Candy Ass

Bad mistake. My mistake.

- Who is this? - It's my daughter.

- Hello. - Hello.

Our night was ruined

...to a five-run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game!

So Biff wants to be a buff?

Nobody ever wants you to come over and see their grandfather, do they?

...has the word unemployment on it?

Despise keith hernandez

For what, dinner?

Whatever the group is you've got now, that's who you're going with.

Thank you for a wonderful time, George.

Yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment.

What happened to your head when you got hit?

- Did you talk about game six? - No. I gotta wait until it's the right time.

I wish you never mentioned it to me.

Don't mention it to anybody.

If the spitter was behind you, as you claim...

...but hardware fascinates me.

I can produce Keith Hernandez, right here...

I gotta run now because I got a full plate this afternoon.

There's boxes here.

All right. He kissed me, okay?

At a funeral, everyone's crying around. You're looking at the casket:

...causing him to drop his baseball cap.

All right. Just sign it. People are waiting.

I made a conscious effort not to look.

When you move it, it tends to open up...

Then we got the couch.

Can't get it out of your mind! You just got the job!

The hearse is like the van.

Any Hennigan's around here?

...as the listening.

What-delay Industries?

- I'll hire you as my latex salesman? - Right.

I tried to scream out, but it was too late.

That's Keith Hernandez.

All right. I gotta go down to the unemployment office.

And you want to be my Senator

And you want to be my co-manager

The spit then proceeds to ricochet...

What's he waiting for?

I saw every inning that year.

If I meet a guy at a club or a gym: Hey, look, I'm sure you're very nice.