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- It was McDowell. - Oh, boy.
- Kramer, am I a chucker? - Oh, you're a chucker.
And you want to be
Vandalay is...
Then I turned, and the spit ricocheted off him, and it hit me.
...I was walking up the ramp. I was upset about the game.
Yeah, that's him.
- I mean, what am I gonna say to him? - Just ask if he wants to get together.
You gotta see the flowers When you gonna come see the flowers?
He's such an idiot.
We're one out away from losing the series.
I had a great time tonight, Carrie.
Hoochie Mama! Say Hoochie Mama!
Unfortunately, the immutable laws of physics contradict...
How did you know who they wanted?!
- I know. - Why did he come over to me?
You didn't even watch it.
- No. - Jose Jimenez.
God, look at this ashtray. I hate cigarettes.
Mookie, Mookie was there.
This guy has never worked this hard in his life to keep this thing going.
I'm making wisecracks in some nightclub. This guy was in game six.
- I said, yes. - You said yes?!
Back and to the left.
Hello. How are you?
...I got one of these locks...
Maybe because we were sitting in the right-field stands...
...to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise. I'm sure of it.
- Who was that? - That was Keith.
Excuse me.
You gotta get out of this lane. This lane stinks.
...the woman we gave a ride to earlier...
I thought this was appropriate
- Tonight? - Yes.
Hate him! I despise him!
I haven't had a Whataburger in a long time.
...on the right temple.
- A marble coffee table. - Is that a thick marble?
I would prefer it if you didn't.
I mean, how can you prostitute yourself like this?
Then you're coming up the parking lot ramp.
Unemployment, it's a tough thing.
So, what are you saying?
And you want to be my Linux salesman
You got a pen?
Well...
It's got some nice handles on it.
You know, we're not that happy with him, frankly.
...and I know you'll never be there.
You think I'm going to spend my life with somebody...
Oh, hi. What's happening?
You kill me. You really kill me.
Listening. And looking. But you must look.
Well, what kind of a kiss?
Our season was ruined.
- Nothing was good enough for her. - Sign here, please.
Three inches thick. Got it in Italy.
Woo hoo
Don't you have any pride or self-respect?
It's why I wanted to work for them.
Baby Yuval
The guy was in game six, two runs down, two outs, facing elimination!
...because I don't think he's waving you in.
- Oh, I'm a chucker. - That's right.
And you want to be my Senator
I'd really like to have sex with a tall woman.
this guy really gets around
I've been on The Tonight Show.
Nice pitch, pretty boy!
I-I'm Jerry's friend!
All right, Mrs. S.
- Then you won't have to see it. - Because he'll be all grown-up.
I’m leaving Jake and Joel are nuts
Some of the stuff is very fragile We'll have to handle it like a baby.
nice game benny boy
I've never seen you jealous before.
But the big problem is gonna be the convertible sofa.
Mox is a dork And I thought you knew ball guy?
But to tease and to torture me like this...
I gotta meet Keith at my apartment at 3. I'm helping him move.