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What in God's name is freegan-vegan?
Why, Leslie?
You know what?
Joe Biden on a horse shirtless.
but you have potential.
-Hi. -Well, well, well,
Okay, Eagleton Ron, tell me a little about yourself.
I mean, after the intense, almost meth-like high
What? Gimme gimme gimme.
because Pawnee needs me."
Gayle and I were just getting on a cruise ship
I don't do that.
With your tiny little doll feet.
and move to a garbage city full of jerks.
You know, I got the condo in Seattle,
Mellie.
But now, Ann and Leslie are our real partners.
Whatever you do, I won't fight back.
"If you want to be free, be free."
and I had been thinking about going someplace warm
Ron is basically a better version of George Washington.
That kind of thing. And unreliable.
I don't need to explain myself to you!
I'd re-watch Twin Peaks,
I unhooked from that big sugar train
Sweetened with stevia.
Look, if Ann wants to leave Pawnee, I get it.
We'd go into a town, we'd fix problems.
I should probably talk to him.
Leslie, remove this man
Just enjoy. Yeah. There we go.
and was re-absorbed back into Pawnee.
His name is Larry Gengurch.
Do you think it would be weird if we held hands?
I mean, nobody can fill your shoes, Ann.
Okey-dokey, Leslie. You're mad at me.
Well, you know what I think is craze-mazing? Commitment.