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Just remember, Ron.
Shut your damn mouth.
because we have a mountain of filing to get through.
Is that your name... ... or are you telling me you're finished talking?
What? No.
I'm Ragiv from I.T. This is E.R.I.C.
Totes. Um, we also came up
Pawnee does not have:
What I really want to say is, I'm sorry.
and I just wanted to say that your dress is so cute
And the only know occurrence
This Ron has the position pretty much locked up,
I mean, your job is secure, of course.
It takes time.
You're my best friend.
And I have a whole family in Michigan.
Okay, so let's chit-chat, huh?
we have indoor toilets,
Wow. I feel sorry for her.
Hi, I'm Donna.
And racist.
Ben, that's a great idea. Hey, you know what?
It's like Moz once said.
Okay, take it easy, Alonzo.
Thank you,
I mean, you're not "Ann" pretty,
What in the name of all that is holy is that smell?
with the Pawnee town's original colors
Ron.
It does all the scheduling in Eagleton.
and we have to clean up the obscene mess you've made.
Recycling and composting and the like.
because Pawnee has the very first documented case
The gate kind of jams sometimes,
Like, "I'm leaving Pawnee...not!"
I mean, after the intense almost meth-like high of solving accounting puzzles.
- Do you hear that galloping? - Hmm?
I want to talk about this,
Oh ho! Somebody forgot a banana in here--ooh!
Well, Eagleton Ron,
of communal living, everyone pitches in
And I swooped in and slashed their budgets to ribbons.
I really hope he's there when she walks in
So, if I'm hearing you correctly,
Can I just say something, though?
talking mad trash till I get what I want.
Oh, my God! Can I just say something?
Don't take it out on everybody else.
need a lot of and have taken none of