Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.

Hey, tubby, want another Pop-Tart, tubby?

- Nelsors our quarterback. - Thanks, four-eyes.

Gee, thanks, Coach.

- [Chuckles] A lot higher, Martin. - [Falnt Grunt]

Shh you’re cut too slushy

Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janie, you're gone.

- to be a great quarterback. - [Englne Starts]

Sure. There's only one thing you need to know...

We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?

You cost us one more game and you're dead.

I'm feeling kind of low, Apu.

Well, football's not really my thing.

[Panting] Okay.

- [Chuckling] - Uh, big deal.

In this reporter's opinion, it's time for our lard-laden lads to shape up.

- The hair! The hair! - Slut!

Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

Ooh, look at how many cuts there are there.