Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

- [Chuckles] A lot higher, Martin. - [Falnt Grunt]

Well, football's not really my thing.

You cost us one more game and you're dead.

Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.

In this reporter's opinion, it's time for our lard-laden lads to shape up.

Hey, tubby, want another Pop-Tart, tubby?

- [Chuckling] - Uh, big deal.

Sure. There's only one thing you need to know...

I'm feeling kind of low, Apu.

[Panting] Okay.

Gee, thanks, Coach.

Shh you’re cut too slushy

Ooh, look at how many cuts there are there.

- Nelsors our quarterback. - Thanks, four-eyes.

- to be a great quarterback. - [Englne Starts]

Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janie, you're gone.

- The hair! The hair! - Slut!

We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?