Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah, hell. I'll do it myself.

Give me the ball and your lunch money.

Castellaneta, gone. Kavner, cut.

You ruined our undefeated season! You ruined everything, ruiner!

Uh, Ralph, that's a basketball.

That's right. My car broke down in front of your house.

- What? What is it? - Game's out there!

If I wasrt your friend, I'd tell you you sucked.

Yeah. Homer again. I think we got cut off.

I just go so caught up trying to encourage you...

Which he'll be doing as our new starting quarterback!

Sean, I like the cut of your hustle, that's why it was so hard to cut you

Sure. One helmet coming up.

Get out and try fun activities like military service...

Dad, I got some bad news.

- but how do you feel about lying to him? - Good.

- No, I'm not. I suck. - It's true. He does.

Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.

Joe, it was just ass lock!

- [Exhales] - Come to papa.

He's the only coach this team has ever had.

The black hair! The black hair!

If you forgive me, I promise I'll never encourage you again.

It was just vapor lock. [Echoes]

- [Line Clicks] - Hello? Hello?