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Great debut, Son. You really settled in after some early jitters.
- [All Sigh] - Except you, you and you.
- [Cheering] - Flanders!
Quit stalling, fatty.
Woodstock was the only thing that was fucking hell Amateur daughter of the year
I'm tired of watching you dog it on that football field.
From now on, I'm gonna be kinder to my son and meaner to my dad.
Well, I'll just have to go to my backup plan.
And for every ball we buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International.
Hey everybody, let’s hear it for Mira!
- I quit! - What?
But there's nothing funny about... vapor lock.
Ah, can't I just have the surgery?
[Vibrating]
How can you treat him that way?
Aha. Say no more. I read you loud and clear.
Mom, Mom. I stepped in a bear trap.
- Nelson, you just spin around in a circle. - [Slren Blarlng]
That's right. A girl wants to play football. How about that?
It's clobbering time!
You must be pretty proud of your son.