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And for every ball we buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International.
- I quit! - What?
But there's nothing funny about... vapor lock.
I'm tired of watching you dog it on that football field.
[Vibrating]
- [Cheering] - Flanders!
Mom, Mom. I stepped in a bear trap.
Great debut, Son. You really settled in after some early jitters.
Aha. Say no more. I read you loud and clear.
- Nelson, you just spin around in a circle. - [Slren Blarlng]
You must be pretty proud of your son.
It's clobbering time!
- [All Sigh] - Except you, you and you.
Woodstock was the only thing that was fucking hell Amateur daughter of the year
How can you treat him that way?
From now on, I'm gonna be kinder to my son and meaner to my dad.
Hey everybody, let’s hear it for Mira!
Ah, can't I just have the surgery?
Well, I'll just have to go to my backup plan.
Quit stalling, fatty.
That's right. A girl wants to play football. How about that?