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But she's okay now?
Who you're thinking about starting as quarterback?
Well, that's a relief. He knows his right from his left.
I know you're pissed, too, but let's get one thing straight right now.
Hey.
Seriously, son, you got to climb some trees, brother.
I mean gay as in retarded
Yeah, but I keep hearing that,
Honey, where's the ice?
What? What did I do now?
Hey, it's great. Going really great.
Welcome to paradise, kid.
No, actually, I think I'm going to stay down here for a little while.
Matt Saracen? Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I just got beat up a little bit.
Set!
They're slow. Slow as molasses.
and I know what your problem is. It's your feet.
That wasn't even me that night. That was...
I mean gay as in retarded.
This guy,
Now is there anybody that wants to tell me
Be sure he's taking his vitamins.
a bunch of confused young kids who are all hopped up
We'll just ask the man.
I know it's not easy talking to those kids. I know it's difficult.
Mamma! Daddy!
I mean, 'cause if we were having some kind of a football party,
I really do.
You, you're here for quite some time.
No one?
All right. Let me see you.
I don't have that. Hey, Reyes,
You were amazing.
Thanks, coach.
You were supposed to beat us on the field.
or Tami's going to have me neutered.
Now you go to school.
When I go back up there, I'll give you a big smile, all right,
No, I mean seriously. You sit down and you do that and then you get back to me.
What? What happened? What happened? Where? What?
I don't know, Saracen.
Thank you, honey. Oh, is he coming over for dinner tonight?
this just might be our new starting quarterback.
Yeah, sixty-ish.
Good play! Hustle back.