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and I know what your problem is. It's your feet.
We'll just ask the man.
I mean gay as in retarded.
What? What happened? What happened? Where? What?
a bunch of confused young kids who are all hopped up
I don't know, Saracen.
Oh, yeah, I just got beat up a little bit.
Yeah, sixty-ish.
No, I mean seriously. You sit down and you do that and then you get back to me.
All right. Let me see you.
Thank you, honey. Oh, is he coming over for dinner tonight?
Be sure he's taking his vitamins.
They're slow. Slow as molasses.
Well, that's a relief. He knows his right from his left.
That wasn't even me that night. That was...
I really do.
But she's okay now?
I know you're pissed, too, but let's get one thing straight right now.
Set!
Now is there anybody that wants to tell me
You were supposed to beat us on the field.
Seriously, son, you got to climb some trees, brother.
I don't have that. Hey, Reyes,
Who you're thinking about starting as quarterback?
No one?
You were amazing.
Hey, it's great. Going really great.
When I go back up there, I'll give you a big smile, all right,
I know it's not easy talking to those kids. I know it's difficult.
Matt Saracen? Yeah.
Thanks, coach.
Mamma! Daddy!
I mean, 'cause if we were having some kind of a football party,
Now you go to school.
You, you're here for quite some time.
or Tami's going to have me neutered.
this just might be our new starting quarterback.
Welcome to paradise, kid.
Honey, where's the ice?
No, actually, I think I'm going to stay down here for a little while.
Yeah, but I keep hearing that,
What? What did I do now?
Hey.
Good play! Hustle back.
I mean gay as in retarded
This guy,