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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please welcome our newest panelist, Fire-Rescue
Boy, everybody loves my show.
We have so much to discuss.
I lost ten grand when he wouldn't pitch on Yom Kippur!
I need someone who's not intelligent.
D'oh! A line for the bathroom? What gives?
Never go on the teacup ride
You hit him high! I'll hit him low!
Krusty, what's wrong?
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
You just lost a box, pal!
Lookit deez fucking hooters! Suck on them hooters, cocksucker!
Who knows? I've lived so hard, there's big gaps in my memory.
Telemundo... Me... Turned it down... ABC...
There's nothing in the Talmud that forbids it.
Anyway, we gotta book a guest host!
I have a Jewish imaginary friend.
It's when he reads from the Torah and becomes a man.
And so utterly repellent, he...
You have tremendous power. And now it's time to put it to use.
He's a son, a lover and a pundit rolled into one sexy package!
(INHALING)
Krusty, you know Diane, Stu, and Jeremy from the network.
I want a real Bar Mitzvah in a temple.
(DOOR CLOSES)
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