Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually, Barry, we're not gonna have strippers tonight.
So I hear you and the lost boys are having a bachelor party tonight.
- Oh. - ...18-karat gold.
Oh! Oh.
Just a sweet little guy who lives with his mother.
Then for Howie's relatives, we have antihistamines, antacids...
Look at that. In 30 seconds, we went from hiring women to being them.
As is the tradition, I've prepared a series of disrespectful jokes which generate humor...
Whoa, it's a little early to start dropping J-bombs, don't you think?
Oh, what about that tubby girl in the Sailor Moon costume at Comic-Con?
She was my second cousin.
This is a map of Pasadena, this is a list of local restaurants.
...after you've had a snootful of this, laddie.
Yes, yes, yes, he's a jolly good fellow. What time do the strippers arrive?
...or how to dress, or what was cool.
There's a warning right there on the Scotch bottle.
So is the wedding still on?
...and I'm proud to say it was with this man right here!
If there was a stripper, all you'd do...
No hanky-panky, no strippers. Just the guys telling jokes.
Anything else about your past I should know?
I don't think that was helpful.
Not "who's gonna sit on who?"
Okay.
...and I have the bone density of an 80-year-old man.