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So is the wedding still on?
Then for Howie's relatives, we have antihistamines, antacids...
Actually, Barry, we're not gonna have strippers tonight.
Just a sweet little guy who lives with his mother.
Okay.
Oh! Oh.
Look at that. In 30 seconds, we went from hiring women to being them.
...and I have the bone density of an 80-year-old man.
...and I'm proud to say it was with this man right here!
If there was a stripper, all you'd do...
...after you've had a snootful of this, laddie.
Yes, yes, yes, he's a jolly good fellow. What time do the strippers arrive?
So I hear you and the lost boys are having a bachelor party tonight.
This is a map of Pasadena, this is a list of local restaurants.
Whoa, it's a little early to start dropping J-bombs, don't you think?
As is the tradition, I've prepared a series of disrespectful jokes which generate humor...
There's a warning right there on the Scotch bottle.
Anything else about your past I should know?
- Oh. - ...18-karat gold.
She was my second cousin.
No hanky-panky, no strippers. Just the guys telling jokes.
Oh, what about that tubby girl in the Sailor Moon costume at Comic-Con?
Not "who's gonna sit on who?"
...or how to dress, or what was cool.
I don't think that was helpful.