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I'm too busy getting cunnilingus from my new boyfriend,
when my wife is emotionally distant during sex, he listens.
Hello, what the hell are you doing?
Oh, that was awesome.
Can you please fire me now, so I can get some unemployment?
Yeah, but I've never been, like, in a museum
a highly classified technological device
I can't, 'cause I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
for this year's class of the Legion of Doom.
We're completely different.
[slurping] Mm.
Wait, what? I just repaired
Harley stole some highly sensitive tech from Wayne Enterprises.
-Holy shit! Can we do that again? -No.
I don't have time to give some review.
I was just starting to wonder if it was really true.
-I am a golden god. -[bike revving]
co-worker.
See it? Now you can touch it.
(King Shark yelling and shouting at other people) What the (using the other bad word) did I say about using that word?! (King Shark yelling and shouting at other people) What the (using the other bad word) did I say about using that word?!
Or...
so we can get the hell out of here?
Okay. No one's going anywhere.
You're the psycho.
Just give us The Arm, Gordon.
that, if you have two hours to spare,
then you find yourself aiding a separatist movement
Okay. Can we just take a step back?
Ugh, if he squeals, the Cowled Critic will have a field day,
So you'll have to pry POSTMAN OUT OF MY COLD DEAD... HAND
Well, she doesn't sound like a friend to me.
We even got reviewed by The Cowled Critic.
This is so fucked up,
If you want to stay with Gordon, I understand. [sniffling]
Why can't you just leave us alone?
And because he claimed I'm fucking Psycho.
You wanna legally purchase computers?
Everyone kicked major ass.