Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr. Garrison is about to kill Kathie Lee! We have to find him!
...Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to South Park!
Kathie Lee is a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy.
- Did you see that rainbow this morning? - It was huge.
- What the hell are you talking about? - Rainbows. I hate those things.
Okay, Eric. I'll get you some tomorrow.
...kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
- Eric, would you please come up here? - Here it is, my big moment of fame.
Right. If they're so damn smart, how come they get caught in fishing nets?
I can't kill her, Mr. Hat.
Children, remember the Save Our Fragile Planet essay contest...
I know that, but this isn't the answer.
- Who's our little prizewinner again? - Me, Eric Cartman!
But she's coming to South Park, and I know how to make it better.
Dude, dolphins are the second smartest animal on the planet.
Goddamn, that's a big fat-ass!
We have with us via satellite Eric Cartman from South Park...
This episode is called "Weight Gain 4000." It's our favorite episode.
Efter kakservice!
I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
Laugh all you want! I'll be the one on TV looking all buff.
It wasn't fair. She had choreography. How could we compete with that?
Damn, he could be anywhere! I'll send out an APB.
- That's not dolphins. That's Eskimos! - Who cares?
I'll find Cartman's paper and get to the bottom of this.
How much weight does Cartman gain in this episode?
- What? - Wait, there's more.