Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them...

No, Mr. Hat! I couldn't...

- Yes. - Then you're an Indian.

Mr. Garrison! He's going to try to kill Kathie Lee Gifford!

But I won the environmental essay contest!

Is there somewhere in town I can get a good, clear shot...? View of Kathie Lee?

- Hi, guys. - Oh, look, another hippie.

It begins over 1 00 years ago...

We hope you can come back to school soon.

- What were you talking about? - Nothing, forget it.

Is there anything you'd like to say to the people?

It says here that Eric's trophy will be presented to him by...

No, no, no. I mean special. Like the song of the hummingbird...

We love you too.

When You're Famous You Gonna Be On TV

I don't see anybody else here, so you must be talking to me.

One more time! This baby get off the bed! (Laugh) (Baby Shane cry) He pooped on my bed!!!

I'm not fat, I'm getting in shape!

You've got to prioritize. What's more important:

We cannot have our children beating each other in front of Kathie Lee!

No, no! Now I'll be stuck in this Podunk town forever...

...but we're wholesome Middle American guys.

Need to get in shape fast? Wanna look your best?