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Damn! I gave you sweet loving five minutes ago!
HUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! (Oh, no!)
...and Eric Cartman beefs himself up for the big day.
Whatever word you use, it represents one thing:
- Oh, my God! - They did it better this morning.
Eric Cartman.
Oh, my God!
Being a big fat-ass.
It happened again, didn't it? Now we do things my way.
Well, three times bigger than Frank Gifford's, anyway.
...as it gets ready to find that female hummingbird...
How are my little crackers today?
beefcake
If you don't win, you can't hold it against the person who did...
Adiposity. Corpulence.
Rarity spike twilight cartman
You talking to me? I don't like this one either.
Really? On what?
What do you want? This is how it happened.
We don't believe you won that contest fairly, fat boy.
I'm going to be on YouTube poop I'm going to be on YouTube poop Cartman go to the principal office for detention
May cause irreversible damage to kidneys and liver.
But tomorrow is grocery day, Eric.
EEEEEEEEEEEE THIS HATES YOU
Aah!
Thank you, Chef, for that heartwarming song.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Congratulations on writing the winning paper.