Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you've got to call me back.

Leave a message. (beep)

He was so boring.

I think he's in a boy band, so.

Oh, that's great.

You have a burner phone?

Chris Wazcyleski, he was a nude model

Is there a phone?

I know you do, 'cause you're a naughty little girl.

I'm never gonna see him again, I mean.

pop up on my parents' phone one day.

What? You wouldn't pick up your phone.

I've got a turtle head poking out!

Got any roommates?

He spent a hot sec in jail, but he lives in South Jersey

We are, like, feminist heroes right now.

Okay, she's gonna want to shower first, probably,

and turned it off to be polite.

It's the same number of syllables.

Okay, can you please check your bag for my phone?

...or a thick napkin...

♪ Go in the city and we shiver close to the fire ♪

I didn't know this was gonna be, like an improv show.

But she still did it.

Mind if we take a break and I go down on you for 45 minutes?

Oh, my God, Ben texted me.

Wait, do you guys have red wine?

Sir, have you seen a--

and you know, just be patient, okay? Okay.

I-- I don't want to go there. Must we?

That takes one more second.

And then I ate a whole cake.

What's up, dude?

I am a robot and I'm programmed to be horny.

This dude Brian Nicholera I went to high school with