Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was so young.

I still am. Look at my claws!

But seriously, imagine if Jenna really was a mother.

I should have gone with my gut and fired you when we first met.

You know The Girlie Show was working just fine,

No. I come from an alternate universe

I don't think Liz Lemon's female voice is a good match for Tracy Jordan.

And then you'll get your old life back, trust me.

Without Tracy, your show is like my cholesterol.

I was hiding in a warehouse in Queens

He thinks he can't be funny anymore

Where's my computer?

I mean, what if we had a child that was prettier than us?

but I guess it's that Austrian family and I am the girl in the basement

Why am I showing you guys this? It's going to jinx everything.

I will choke you to death with your boyfriend's wig!

instead of running GE.

Uh, Pete, hang back.

I like to look someone in the eye and smile

a list of African-American hair products.

The media won't let you embarrass yourself,

There's a gas leak in the studio.

You could sing the baby to sleep, and tell it fairy tales

It's just hard to concentrate. It's so nice working outside.

Why don't you shut your mouth,

that there are no second acts in American life.

Other possible side-effects include hallucinations,

Well, good luck finding a man willing to ride that crazy train.

And do you know why?

I want to take a picture of him with my old-fashioned camera.

in the same maternity outfit, "Who wore it best?"