Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What do you want for Christmas? KUMAR: That's a really good question.
...think I'm okay.
Fuck topaz
[BABY FARTS AND GIGGLES]
I need it!
KUMAR: See you, guys. GOLDSTEIN: No, wait.
I hate that android fuck.
Hey...
That was a really great team effort.
This is...
[GRUNTS]
Yuup
Oh, my God!
Nobody gets high the first time they smoke weed. Don't you know anything?
Who are those guys?
[YELLING]
You take it.
Of course. You're doing great. I thought we could work on a thing or two.
NEIL: The chicks were hot. The music was sick.
- All bad things. - Ah.
[SCOFFS]
...use my pee.
[SNEEZES]
BORIS: Hey, grandpa!
What's the deal? Why isn't everybody at school trying to sleep with you?
johny liver funny clip
...and sconces than a lifetime of friendship.
- Oh, right. TODD: Screw you!
KENNETH: Ah, Mr. Lee? I'm here.
- Fucking kill her! - Whoo!
I'm sick and tired of your fucking passive-aggressive bullshit.
KUMAR: Whoo!
Hello, Harold.
You seemed tense. I thought we could loosen you up.
- What? - Never mind. Heh.
I want to.
...with your douchey friends and gay-ass sconces.
I used to date this black chick, she used to queef every time we had sex.
It was really sour.
Sure. Come on in.
Is that Hugo Boss? I love it.
Listen, I'd love to stay and chat...
Look at the branch distribution.
Okay. Taken.
So do you, like, want to see my room?
Kumar, my friend.
HAROLD: What? You sold it?
Shotgun.
Oh, yeah!
You are perfectly fine creating a mess...
...one-on-one rehearsing later? GRACIE: Wait.
Wardrobe!
No more jerking off into a sock filled with baby powder.
Oh, yeah? What kind of friend? Best friend?
Oh. Okay, cool.
Oh.
- What? I don't see any ice. - You've never heard of black ice?
Okay, I'll Skype you later or text you.
Santa Claus is comin'
MARY: Stop resisting.
[MAN WHIMPERS AND SCREAMS] Oh, no! The water's going down!
No, please don't light us up.
And they'll burn in H.
But that's not enough to be with my Maria.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Pillow fight in the altar boys' room. Last one there's a rotten egg.
Come on!
I hate pancakes.
Let's get shots. Keep the party going.
No, it's not! How am I supposed to get a tree now? I'm made of clay.
I want you to find...
Hey, are we gonna do this or what?
Oh, that's because Maria is...
Okay? Ha, ha.
Kumar and WaffleBot friends forever.
Whoa. No way!
What?
Pa rum pum pum pum
TODD: Why the I-I...
...love one of these. - Uh-huh.
Oh No doubt waffle bot!!!
I made a mess.
I'm not, it's just hard.
- So you killed two trees in one night. KUMAR: Hold on.
- It's just urine. It'll wash out. - Oh, Harry.
Let me tell you a story, Harold.
[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
- [WHISPERS] I knew you'd bring that up. - You grabbed me.
Harold! Wake up! Baby.
You can't celebrate Christmas with a naked tree! It's indecent!
...and sees this beautiful tree...
Yeah, it does feel good.
...kind of thing.
Oh, nobody dies while stop motion animated.
Forget it. It's past 2 a.m.
Harry? Gotta be kidding me.
...a town car, a limo? It's not safe...
What about the stuff?
New Year
Tell him I'm not gonna...
- NPH? - Yup.
with you guys.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Welcome to...
Because you're the best. I don't wanna go with him.
Lot of poopies, lot of money.
...killing machine leaves.
Where could my baby be? Where's my baby?
- Oh. - Oh.
you and I will get the tree.
BECCA: Go! Move!
You remind me a lot of that guy...
...right now.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh, fuck me. Fuck. I'm...
...with state-of-the-art 3D technology...
I don't wanna...
Your children threw the party.
After we just had that breakthrough?
Jesus!
[DECK THE HALLS PLAYS AS RINGTONE]
That's right, I'm gonna get my snozzle.
...what cocaine can do to the mind of a person as young as you?
No.
Winter Wonder Weed.
[HAROLD GRUNTS]
You have to be more specific.
Here.
Me and my drum
Holy shit! Dude, you're stop motion animated!