Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And guess what. Next week...
...that the baby's mine?
( MOCKING )
Be cool.
God bless us, everyone!
My daughter's in there!
Tonight, we're decorating the tree.
Smush my pussy!
They stabbed her multiple times.
Oh, look.
[SCREAMS]
They serve pancakes...
Work with me. Listen.
It's just the weekend.
Now, look, I understand that you guys have your issues, okay?
It's a bit of an emergency.
- Oh. Our clothes. - Oh.
[SINGING] The itsy bitsy spider
[MAN WHIMPERING THEN YELLS]
I know. I don't know why I didn't.
...which at a buck a dump, comes out to be 40 bucks.
Bye-bye, sweet pea.
Merry Christmas, Harold.
Cagey as shit. Right, boy?
S you. S you.
The Gu-Ga... The Wu-Gang Band?
I'm not driving for nothing.
No way, dude. Nobody dies while stop motion animated. It's a fact.
[NEIL SIGHS]
What the hell...?
Straight up. And a glass of rocks on the side.
That we had sex too well too often.
- I'll take it. - Oh. Hello, gentlemen.
Oh, mints!
Battery low
TODD: Good idea!
MALL SANTA: Oh, ha, ha. Well, I'll definitely be getting you that bicycle.
Ouch.
I just...
Christmas tree! Christmas tree!
Yes, it is. You have ruined Christmas.
BOTH: Daddy.
...made parole.
Ha, ha. No doubt, WaffleBot
- Why not Yuri and Gustav, kill them? - He means both.
Oh, I'm sorry, I guess you guys haven't heard of it before.
- You're coming with me. - No can do, man.
...make it to his party tomorrow.
The back room that the priests are guarding. Am I going too fast?
WAFFLEBOT I love you.
Kumar?
- Great. Let's go. - Okay.
HAROLD: Aw...
And I'm a terrible dancer.
NIKKI: My last foster mother.
Not again. Oh, my God. This happens every goddamn time.
It's about fucking time, Roldy.
BOTH: WaffleBot!
...I was baptized, bitch!
HAROLD: Neil, listen.
Do me a favor.
Yeah. Tell that to Snoop's kids.
Oh, it's just a work...
[GROANS THEN YELLS]
This is the best 3D you've ever seen.
At all.
Yo, yo, yo!
I can't believe you brought the tree. Ha-ha-ha.
Roldy, the kid is acknowledging the error of his ways. Respect that.
[BOTH GRUNT]
Tell you what, we'll play you for it.
[ALL GASP]
[IN SPANISH]
Won't be a party unless you're there.
Give it to me. Come on, David, give me the stuff. Give me the sugar.
I give a shit what my father-in-law thinks. You wouldn't understand.
Hey, speaking of guests
Guys, I'd love to stay and chat but I gotta go get this tree.
Who gives a shit what your father-in-law thinks?
Mm. This is what happens. They get a girlfriend...
[GRUNTS]
Todd and Ava. I totally forgot about them.
Oh, God.
Er... No.
at first
I saw this in a movie, man.
I haven't lived there for so long.
asdasdasdsa adada
And then...
[ALL GASP]
It's a miracle.
What party?
- I mean... - You know what? I knew you...
HAROLD: Push harder, dude!
Holy shit!
HAROLD: She caught your eye, huh? Ha, ha.
I can't believe it's happening.
...it will be worth the wait.
Oh. Oh, you're not gonna make it...
We gotta give her more blow.
Was it drugs? Was it semen?
Let me die in peace!
I'm more fun to hang out with than Todd
[CROWD CHEERING]
This stuff?
[CREATURE GROWLING]
- Oh, fuck! - Okay, we need...
Jesus Christ. That's me. I'm Jesus Christ, Neil.
WAFFLEBOT: Kumar.
Why won't they?
Who invited these fucking losers?
A lifesaver.
Fa-la-la, la-Ia-la, la-la-la
Because when they get here...
[HORN HONKING]
- It's magnificent. ADRIAN: I'll make you a deal.
What the fuck took so long?
I do love...
How about you cut us out?
- It's not working. - Fine, I'll pee on it.
...everything faded away.
HAROLD: Oh, my God!
You said gasoline, Orbits and coffee.
Oh, Daddy, I wanted to spend tonight in the city...
Fuck!
This is a Sharp...
I promise...
Wake up.
My eyes are all fucked up.
- A beer sounds great. HAROLD: Awesome.
She's the raper.
I don't have to be doing this.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[MARIA CHUCKLES]
In Texas.
Sorry. Say your goodbyes. It'll all be over quick.
...poured that holy water over me...
[SCREAMING]
It really hurts. You're digging your nails into it! Aah!
[SCRATCHES]
My boy here gets cagey during the holidays.
People lose half their friends every seven years.
Hello?