Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A lifesaver.
Oh. Oh, you're not gonna make it...
Sorry. Say your goodbyes. It'll all be over quick.
Who invited these fucking losers?
Oh, Daddy, I wanted to spend tonight in the city...
Yo, yo, yo!
Straight up. And a glass of rocks on the side.
How about you cut us out?
...make it to his party tomorrow.
- It's magnificent. ADRIAN: I'll make you a deal.
What the fuck took so long?
Be cool.
I just...
[BOTH GRUNT]
HAROLD: She caught your eye, huh? Ha, ha.
It's a bit of an emergency.
This is a Sharp...
Ha, ha. No doubt, WaffleBot
The Gu-Ga... The Wu-Gang Band?
At all.
[CREATURE GROWLING]
Why won't they?
MALL SANTA: Oh, ha, ha. Well, I'll definitely be getting you that bicycle.
I know. I don't know why I didn't.
- I'll take it. - Oh. Hello, gentlemen.
BOTH: WaffleBot!
What the hell...?
[CROWD CHEERING]
Fa-la-la, la-Ia-la, la-la-la
Tonight, we're decorating the tree.
My boy here gets cagey during the holidays.
Won't be a party unless you're there.
Oh, look.
Er... No.
- Oh. Our clothes. - Oh.
Jesus Christ. That's me. I'm Jesus Christ, Neil.
Guys, I'd love to stay and chat but I gotta go get this tree.
And I'm a terrible dancer.
It's a miracle.
Oh, it's just a work...
...it will be worth the wait.
...I was baptized, bitch!
Yes, it is. You have ruined Christmas.
HAROLD: Oh, my God!
Do me a favor.
Kumar?
Hey, speaking of guests
asdasdasdsa adada
Oh, mints!
Holy shit!
[SCRATCHES]
And then...
Tell you what, we'll play you for it.
- Oh, fuck! - Okay, we need...
I'm more fun to hang out with than Todd
Oh, I'm sorry, I guess you guys haven't heard of it before.
I promise...
[IN SPANISH]
[HORN HONKING]
She's the raper.
It's about fucking time, Roldy.
Fuck!
I saw this in a movie, man.
It's just the weekend.
My eyes are all fucked up.
...everything faded away.
TODD: Good idea!
I do love...
Battery low
I can't believe it's happening.
[MARIA CHUCKLES]
Now, look, I understand that you guys have your issues, okay?
Cagey as shit. Right, boy?
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[GRUNTS]
People lose half their friends every seven years.
Give it to me. Come on, David, give me the stuff. Give me the sugar.
Not again. Oh, my God. This happens every goddamn time.
BOTH: Daddy.
- Great. Let's go. - Okay.
...poured that holy water over me...
Oh, God.
God bless us, everyone!
...made parole.
Mm. This is what happens. They get a girlfriend...
[SCREAMING]
Yeah. Tell that to Snoop's kids.
at first
Work with me. Listen.
- You're coming with me. - No can do, man.
Was it drugs? Was it semen?
It really hurts. You're digging your nails into it! Aah!
HAROLD: Push harder, dude!
- It's not working. - Fine, I'll pee on it.
I give a shit what my father-in-law thinks. You wouldn't understand.
Ouch.
[ALL GASP]
- Why not Yuri and Gustav, kill them? - He means both.
- A beer sounds great. HAROLD: Awesome.
Merry Christmas, Harold.
[NEIL SIGHS]
[ALL GASP]
WAFFLEBOT I love you.
Wake up.
My daughter's in there!
In Texas.
Let me die in peace!
Because when they get here...
[SCREAMS]
S you. S you.
NIKKI: My last foster mother.
Who gives a shit what your father-in-law thinks?
They serve pancakes...
The back room that the priests are guarding. Am I going too fast?
Smush my pussy!
HAROLD: Aw...
This stuff?
They stabbed her multiple times.
I don't have to be doing this.
[SINGING] The itsy bitsy spider
Roldy, the kid is acknowledging the error of his ways. Respect that.
We gotta give her more blow.
What party?
( MOCKING )
Todd and Ava. I totally forgot about them.
I can't believe you brought the tree. Ha-ha-ha.
...which at a buck a dump, comes out to be 40 bucks.
I haven't lived there for so long.
Hello?
I'm not driving for nothing.
HAROLD: Neil, listen.
Christmas tree! Christmas tree!
No way, dude. Nobody dies while stop motion animated. It's a fact.
...that the baby's mine?
WAFFLEBOT: Kumar.
You said gasoline, Orbits and coffee.
That we had sex too well too often.
- I mean... - You know what? I knew you...
[MAN WHIMPERING THEN YELLS]
And guess what. Next week...
Bye-bye, sweet pea.
[GROANS THEN YELLS]
This is the best 3D you've ever seen.