Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love those sconces.
I'm sorry, we don't have tickets.
LOOK AT ALL MYSE PENSIES NOW WE CANT SHOW THIS A CHURCH AAAAAAAAAAA
- This is my friend, Adrian. HAROLD: Oh.
pancakes.
- Yeah, hug it out. - All right.
- [WHISPERS] Why didn't you tell me? - [MOUTHS] I'm sorry.
- Quadruple. - Stop.
Dude, do you feel kind of weird?
MR. PEREZ: Where's the tree?
- Oh, you brought Ava. - Uh, yeah, sorry. I have Ava.
Hey, this place is, like, not shitty.
getting read)'
Dude, I need this tree.
Everybody's got a potty mouth these days.
...all my Jewish neurosis and self-hatred just washed right off.
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[GRUNTS]
Now!
What do you think?
We were doing last-minute shopping with my boy here when we saw you...
Because it is a big deal.
KUMAR: I am doing it!
[BOTH YELL]
Uh, I inadvertently introduced a baby to cocaine.
But hopefully more. Heh.
Why?
...but that was impressive.
Hey, merry Christmas, guys. We'll see you in the fourth one.
Oh, my clay back!
WAFFLEBOTS [SINGING]: I played my drum for him
...I promise you I will go back to the medical board, I'll get my job back.
We wish you a merry Christmas
I didn't want her to be...
You really think Neil can get us one of those trees?
This is my house.
Crawled up the water spout
[HAROLD & KUMAR YELLING]
TODD: I do not care for the language...
- Toss it back. KUMAR: Who you calling...
KUMAR: Please don't do that.
...a different time and place, but that doesn't change the fact that you...
Wouldn't you?
- I don't mind helping out... - I got it.
You know I got Fred Savage on speed dial.
[LAUGHING]
Little trick I learned...
Yeah, and maybe just because the other one.
Thank you. That's very sweet of you.
Okay. On the menu today, we have:
...more protesters?
HAROLD: Dude!
KUMAR [IN HINDI]:
I know, so do I.
Forget it. Just...
So me and him, we're not gonna...
Carlos, Merry Christmas.
Dragons
Aah, aah. Hey! Whoa.
This coming Easter...
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
- You did? SANTA: Yes.
Yeah, we are, but your dad is Sergei Katsov? Heh.
GUSTAV: You stupid...
Shit.
Oh, what the fuck?
...you get the tree.
What? What douche came up with that rule?
...since I'm Claymated. HAROLD: You're such a fucking asshole.
Are you going soft on me?
I remember the day they announced the rule. Same day I kicked a little bitch's ass at it.
Want me to call you a cab...
I am gay. Gay for that pussy.
...all right? Heh. And just remember...
[CHATTERING]
If you're looking for trees, you should know we do custom work.
...but your daughter, sir, was the one who was trying to rape us.
Hey, Gracie, chin up.
...to deflower her.
oh my god, what happened you penis Why is this a giant penis?
That's a little something we magicians call misdirection.
- We're gonna die. We're gonna die. - What?
Hey.
Black ice! It's real!
Thank you so much for this...
Fuck!
It never works.
BOTH: Holy shit!
[GARGLES]
Don't just scream!
[SANTA CHUCKLES]
Get the fuck off of me!
Don't you get it?
That's why you gotta buy those faux trees. They last forever.
Okay, listen up!
Oh, wow, look at that.
God, does everything have to be about Christmas?
- Ha, ha. - Oh, man. Thanks, WaffleBot.
...so you can suck my rich, yellow...
On, Prancer! On, Comet! On, Blitzen! Hyah!
You got it. Merry Christmas, Santa.
Hey, man, I can take the blame for that, all right?
...about Harry, huh?
You're hot, girl.
...the life out of you...
- You lost your gangsta grill. - I know.
Gay for that pussy
Nothing. Let's just go.
...unsafe, but it did save our lives.