Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you go to your prom?

You're also an alcoholic.

that it's my fault?

You're too kind.

Just as I hoped.

I thought you weren't into PDA at school.

Well, she's doing all right.

maybe I've seen too many Saved By the Bells,

So I'll meet you at your house before the prom?

Oh. Do you have any idea

But just think of it as one last hurrah.

God. Paranoid much?

I may like my Chardonnay, but I am not gonna die alone,

'Cause last year when I needed you, you know,

A date for the prom.

Now, my personal recommendation...

I mean, I've got plenty to do anyway.

I'm gonna strangle him with his own wifebeater.

since I was, like, a fetus.

Is that the lesson

Now, Seth recommends Shaun of the Dead.

No, I mean romance, Ryan.

I have a tuxedo pressed,

What are we gonna do about you?

I don't really think

So write her a letter.

You know, my dress is a magenta color,

and one of you will be there.

they'll kick off your spotlight dance.

You're not the prom king.

Yeah, well, we have a lot of ground to cover,

I got it when I was eight. Hopefully, it'll stretch.

We had a huge opportunity and we blew it.

It's the best facility on the West Coast.

Nobody needs to know.

Okay, you're just... married

He's out of jail?

Now, you don't have much time, so take this.

and then I promise we'll get into the book.

how to make a papier-mâch octopus?

Even though you didn't want me to be.

I gave you everything you ever wanted!

We can handle any situation with grace and dignity.

See? Couple of sprained fingers.

Sure. If she sees how mature we're being. Right?

I see you're employing your usual softball approach.

Thank you, Zach.

I'm taking my best guess.