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-[scoffs] Fucking crabby, ain't he? -Heck yeah.
And then, uh, "She's a Rainbow" came on and I started playing upright air bass
They're calling him the Irish Ronaldo. What can we expect today?
I make myself big.
-Mmm. -I mean, her accent is pitch perfect
-Makes sense. -Yeah.
Excuse me one moment.
I'm okay with "fanny".
-Good news. -Oh!
And I can't very well ask Isaac to pull himself aside.
I think a fella should only take as long as the tune "Easy Lover"
You got any ideas?
Mmm, that's a solid negotiation tactic right there.
George! Didn't you lose your license drink driving?
I-- I'm just dealing with the terror of knowing what this world is about,
That makes me happy.
I was leaving medical school a week before graduation.
but I hear the chatter, people saying there's something wrong with us.
Hello, sir. Can I help you?
Well, Bumbercatch, it is a worldview that reminds us
Fine.
-Yeah. -That's awfully affectionate.
-[sighs] -[driver chuckles]
[gasps] Ah! Hello, Higgins.
including, but not limited to, Saturdays,
We can set aside the table in the corner for you.
I was the only kid in primary school with sciatica.
Jeff, I have to go.
Oh, thank you.
but when she wears a hairnet it looks like puppies are trying to escape from it.
I told you, either you take down my photo or you start giving me free kebabs.
you know?
So, you're feeling under pressure?
I'll just buy the restaurant.
Hey, anyone know what's going on with Isaac?
Right there.
Oh, snap! Hottie alert. Look at this guy. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
I find somewhere private, I stand up on my tiptoes,
-You gotta be kidding me. -[players] Whoo!
[groans]
-Groupies everywhere? -That's not horrible.
So your ringtone for your wife is "She's a Rainbow" by the Rolling Stones?
Oh, 7:30, three people and really wanna make sure we get the window table.
Mum, Dad. [whistles]
Sorry, I was waiting for you to ask if-- if I needed anything.
I enjoy Renée Zellweger and all the Bridget Jones movies.
Kinda like all the nipples in that movie, Showgirls.
We play them on Saturday.
Mmm. Me too. I--
-Payroll. -[clears throat]