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Hello, Shane. Doing your reading?
If Mom doesn't come home, I call her bedroom.
We are fighting for the souls of workers everywhere.
-Someone's kidnapped your mother. -Seriously?
They're gonna saw you open, Mom.
The soil in Mexico is full of paraquat and Mexican sewer poop.
-Fuck it. Can I have a drink? -You had cancer?
If you're gonna kill me, please do it fast. Like with these guys.
He stays and I get sent to Oakland? Forget it.
Hello? Can someone please tell me what's going on?
...it's the key to keeping her Mexican boyfriend from murdering us all.
You are. You get one pube you think you're a grown-up? Just deal.
...demanding to talk to you.
-Is there a national park around here? -Cleveland National Forest.
That's a six-hour hike, and there are no roads up there.