Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Goth food.
Yes. You're using chocolates as positive reinforcement...
Of course.
- ...helps make it real for me. - Fine, they smelled good.
Bad Leonard
What are the dark sciences?
I believe offering chocolate to someone falls within the definition of "nice."
I work there too.
...scientifically valid protocol that will make our lives better?
We eliminate those unqualified for restaurant work:
No, you're not sanding Penny.
...and did a sexy demonic hokey-pokey for us.
Yeah, maybe we'll get lucky with sexy cowgirls.
Next week, I believe I can have her jumping out of a pool...
...we should probably turn in too.
That sounds really cool.
We don't have tattoos. What if someone asks to see our tattoos?
- Forget it. - Oh, come on.
It does. But in my experience, you don't.
Nice ink.
Really? How about that? I've been to the Gap.
No, of course not.
- Did you bring the black condoms? - In my fanny pack.
bad nate