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on splash mountain.
No, my homie. I can say that, because I'm you.
I used to only say stuff like that
What kind of idiot gives a little kid orange soda?
- Doy. - Er.
Jenna, when I said what you were worth,
$2,000, Jack?
Really? Is that what you think I did?
Yeah, let's do this.
Whatever, just get down to city hall.
about attitudes towards marriage changing forever
We live together, we love each other.
For 100 surge points, I got these shades.
You know who else was married? Ted Bundy.
like your boss, Jim Dennison...
In Arizona, two grand will buy me a castle
she'd let it slide if I sat on her hand,
Getting my show picked up, or meeting you,
"I'll wear my stupid turtleneck."
Didn't you dream about your wedding?
You guys are dressed like that 'cause you met at a laundromat
Thank you for coming in.
I realized a long time ago that weddings aren't about love.
If it's positive, awesome. We're having a baby.
Oh.
You know, I just don't care about this stuff.
So tomorrow, Liz Lemon is getting married
What?
I work at the marriage bureau But I’m never getting married
The next item on the agenda is your insurance physical.
So there's still many ways I could die.