Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

By the authority vested in me by the state of New York,

than I am at my own wedding,

I always assumed I'd die young,

I have been sure for a long time

When they said, "you may now kiss the bride,"

I used to be a young man with promise

I've already had one heart attack.

Fine, but according to the contest rules.

Liz Lemon's getting married?

Okay, well, then, look at me.

We're going to get married today,

I only read the first page of the script.

Maybe there's not going to be a wedding.

Okay, so we'll take another number,

and act like selfish children.

I remember when Bravo used to air operas.

Oh, here he comes. Mm, mm, mm.

No, St. Paddy's Day, remember, honey?

Now that I've finished

I didn't want anyone to see me like this, she lied.

Look, we don't have to do it this way.

"Open on: Interior Maryland slave shack, the year 18..."

Don't hide from Shanice.

I could fall into a manhole,

Everything's fine.

No, this isn't happening.

We're not going to fight about the name Frisbee,

one young man dared to be different.

We're going down to city hall tomorrow.

I'm a princess.

I couldn't do cool stuff like that

Liz Lemon is getting married today.

Jenna Maroney is worth...

No, no, no. You didn't.

because you signed a piece of paper?

And even though Shanice said

You know, I always imagined getting married