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I needed a break from dry-walling.
So I thought maybe I was gonna see you last night.
Total short-straw scenario.
If we go away to college together...
- She doesn't wanna see you. - Who are you, her bodyguard?
Well, I promise, no weirdness from me.
Yeah, I just walked in. I didn't know you were stopping by.
Sure. Hang on.
...and the one time that he tried to date someone normal...
And I think if you hang in there, you two will eventually settle in...
- I'm Jess. - Trey.
But I'm here now.
And game over.
No. But I'll kick your ass if you take one step further.
Seth, do you want your sparks back with Summer?
Guy has a way of sucking you in. I know.
- Who was that? - Nobody.
He just needs some advice from the great Sandy Cohen.
Maybe. I don't know, I haven't really decided yet.
Yeah, well, intense issues seem to follow Ryan around.
Look, Jess, if you're smart you'll stay away from him.
- Is this Ryan Atwood? - Who's this?
Trey. Hi.
And I gotta stop dating girls like you.
- Music too loud? - No, it's just the grunting...
...she turned out to be my dead grandfather's illegitimate daughter.
Jess is just a friend of my brother's. I'd tell you the whole story, but...
Booze, gambling, God knows what else.
That is exactly why I brought you here today.
Look, we love Marissa. She's family. And she means a lot to us.
Listen to me, you gotta stay away from this girl.
- Summer? - Cohen.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, you look busy.
Even with the new look.
You'll thank me when you make your 2006 scrapbook.
- You seeing her? - She's a friend of my brother's.
Too busy being loaded on, I guess.
- And my brother. - Of course I will.
...or live for the now and give Sadie a call.
Summer, the libido does not listen to logic.
- This Sadie? - No, it's Jess.
...we're going to start off with touching.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah.
Wasn't gonna happen, so one day he tried to steal one.
Babe, you just had an off night. It'll be okay.
My brother and I used to play with these.
- Hey, man. - Hey.