Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HE’S BEGINNING TO COMMIT
My name...
i know just what you meme
How much like it? Was it the same cat?
I think we can handle one little girl
I know AV
Right as rain
Okay, so what do you need?
What do they want?
As you no doubt have guessed...
...I came to realize the obviousness of the truth.
Good shit huh? Good for two things:
Which is why chicken tastes like everything!
That cracked the IRS D-base?
- No, please don't. - Not like this.
HAYATTA KALABİLMENİZİN TEK YOLU The Only Way You Can Survive...
The Matrix is a computer-generated dream world...
jews are a disease
search and destroy
Then hit me...
Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
All the time It’s called mescaline
Freeze it.
The name is Neo.
...is Gulf of Mexico!
THE MUELLER REPORT.... "it's Major Boring Shit. Let's Do Something More Fun."
This is my ship.
He's gonna pop
After a 20% Pump
...I know what you're thinking.
I don't know. It just went dead.
She told me this would happen.
Genesis One How about No
Mr. Anders!
You’ve been, living in a Dream World Reise
Stop trying to score on me, and score on me
- I brought you here to warn you. - Of what?
...all of mankind was united in celebration.
"...Has A Future."
He's not going to make it.
Go get 'em Mr. Anderson! Congrats on the new job!!
And you are?
There are no tits
You think that's air you're breathing now? And a job is your only option?
Morpheus? Yes.
We marveled
Surprise, Einstein!
...this reality, whatever you want to call it.
Everybody falls the first time.
Me, every time procrastination sets in: My alarm:
Your hair has changed.
Ряженку попробуй
How much like it? Was it the same cat?
I don’t want no haricots verts
Here they come.
No.
It seems that you've been living...
If only Ron could do this training.... I Know GOA Service Desk Basics
No, lieutenant, Putin is already dead.
What Truth?
I know kristian fu
After a 10% Pump
God Damn you Matt
I go back to sleep. And boom, I won't remember a thing!
Mr Vandersman
Self talk is what? "That is the sound of inevitability"
Did he tell you why he did it?
...and I realized...
...what you can smell, taste, see and hear...
- Operator. - Tank.
We need trains. Lots of trains.
to deny law
They Have Preempt MFA. It's A Trap! Get Out!
Kate, let's make this moment last. I have to pee. I have to pee. OMG. (Brent starts peeing) There was a little steam. They say do a river. Both: And the river float and float into the pond a lake. Is this for real? Well, I can't say I had my own tinkle time-outs. -What's wrong with you? -I have to go. You can't leave. Can't you hold it? No! I can't. Well, did you try crossing your legs?
- What's funny? - Morpheus.
definitely.
I am the OHDC gatekeeper
IBM Cognos training?
But there's way too much information to decode The Matrix
There is no car
...but if you'd like to meet her, I can arrange a more personal milieu.
The only way to fly.
you think thats butter youre eating now?
I know Porn-Fu
...but you're not going to anyway.
They're inside.
Back up Send back up
He’s gonna pop.
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Deez is
F T
I know Shaolin shadowboxing
She is the one
to Nael
Where we go from there...
the human nutsack generates more bioelectricity than a 120-volt battery.
And you...
ACCESS TO THE DONK MAINFRAME
...you'll start feeling better.
Unfortunately, no one can be told who Sean Dunn is
Do not try to ignore the beeping.
It can't be.
Two grand.
He's beginning to bolieve
Don't think you are.
Trinity, I told you Trump by a landslide
I don’t even see the matrix code anymore It’s all trans fat, Canadian
Every "Body" Deserves A Massage!
no hay debate
Genesis. Lots of genesis.
That Genghis Djinn guy Is going after Squarepusher
there is no party
...for a long time...
We're not out yet
For the longest time, I wouldn't believe it.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
No problem. Free my mind.
It's the helms!
That you are a slave.
And don't worry about the code What code ?
all I see is joust duffel bag, Luma, Veronica Costello.
I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready... you won't have to
She told me...
They're dead. In either case--
Buckle your seatbelt Cardano fam, 'cause ADA is going to the moon!
You take a chance either way. I leave it to you.
End if two year posting in ITC
They're in the walls.
You gave them Morpheus.
What if I told you
What is the Matrix?
What is the Matrix?
...the Matrix is telling my brain that it is...
it is the one
nice to see you too raelene snell you old flight attendant grandma! my how you've airlined! oh thanks dear gayle told me to rent a $100 jet she said "fly to ya retirement home!" yes snok snok yes thanks raelene you old scrinkkunmfouifruitflingingheadpiercebrosnaniinigsd granny!
I love you.
It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes...
...doubt and disbelief.
...is potentially an agent.
Weaponized Memes Now even better
What do they want?
all i see is aws, azure, gcp
I was told you were the one So you cant be dead
...the human race will never be free.
we're gonna need weed lots of weed
Can you hear me, Morpheus?
...they'll sever the connection as soon as possible, unless--
i hope the champion gave you some good news
Once Zion is destroyed, there is no need for me to be here.
You're going to help us, Mr. Anderson...
The dungeon master when you roll a critical fail
Stop!
Grubby is Fighting RavenTT
I NEED GUN MASSAGE GUN
You've been living in a dream world.
I didn't say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it would be the truth.
A prison...
*tummy rumbles* Do not try and anticipate the poop.
Try and relax…
What you know, you can't explain.
As you can see we know what you've been up to Miss Anderson
It's cold!
Trinity.
You could say that.
Do you have any agricultural or wildlife products to declare? *opens suitcase*
Don't think you are, know you are
Low Render Rate in GAM? It happens when the client changes creatives
No.
That's impossible.
There is no Fed
Never send a human To do a machine’s job
Why do my eyes hurt?
Whatever you think you know about this man is irrelevant.
Guns, lots of guns.
Go!
Once I get the new job, there is no need for me to be here.
You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. Or you take the glögg pill and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
shitpost overload
We don’t know who struck first, us or them But we know that it was us that scorched the skies
she is the one
"One Of These Lives..."
Do you believe it now Trinty
I'm not the One, Trinity.
Close your eyes, it feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Jesus Christ that thing's real
You think that's shit you're eating now?
You think thats the Network you're calling
I understand that now. That's why I have to go.
well it's either that or get flattened my choice. well the second option is what i suggest you do.
Mr. Wizard, get the hell out of work!
Please, come. Sit.
stop trying to bite me and bite me
You know something.