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- Sheriff's department!
- Let's go back down.
- All right. Two monkeys-- two monkeys are playing chess.
To be your lawfully wedded husband in holy matrimony?
[all yelling]
- I love the crown vic.
- Oh. Shit. Oh!
- Oh, no, no, I'm fine.
- So the governor will see us...
And one of the monkeys says,
- All right. - All right?
One of the monkeys--no, wait.
- I therefore pronounce you man and wife.
- I'm gonna say, "listen, governor,
We shall return to the washoe state penitentiary by midnight.
- Mm-mm.
[wind howls]
- The next time you think about killin' somebody, what?
- We're good.
Who found each other and created a nest of their own
- It's all right. Ok. Oh, he's feisty, this one.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- Some british--those jags can be kinda nice...
ââ¢Âª ave dominus ââ¢Âª
- What is this?
Freeze!
- Oh, shit. Let's try to radio...
- Listen, I don't wanna get all bridezilla on your asses,
- What the fuck was that?! What's up with that?
- American cars.
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho, ho! Ho.
I do this all the time. I get away with it.
- What?
- I'm gonna be, like, "craig, no, you didn't.
Ok, hold on. Hold on, all right?
You may kiss the bride.