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- I'm gonna be, like, "craig, no, you didn't.
[wind howls]
[all yelling]
- American cars.
- So the governor will see us...
- I'm gonna say, "listen, governor,
- What is this?
- What?
ââ¢Âª ave dominus ââ¢Âª
- We're good.
- It's all right. Ok. Oh, he's feisty, this one.
You may kiss the bride.
- Let's go back down.
One of the monkeys--no, wait.
Who found each other and created a nest of their own
- I therefore pronounce you man and wife.
- All right. - All right?
- Some british--those jags can be kinda nice...
- All right. Two monkeys-- two monkeys are playing chess.
- Mm-mm.
- Oh. Shit. Oh!
I do this all the time. I get away with it.
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho, ho! Ho.
- I love the crown vic.
- Sheriff's department!
Ok, hold on. Hold on, all right?
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Freeze!
To be your lawfully wedded husband in holy matrimony?
- What the fuck was that?! What's up with that?
- The next time you think about killin' somebody, what?
We shall return to the washoe state penitentiary by midnight.
And one of the monkeys says,
- Oh, no, no, I'm fine.
- Oh, shit. Let's try to radio...
- Listen, I don't wanna get all bridezilla on your asses,