Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho, ho! Ho.
- Oh, no, no, I'm fine.
- Mm-mm.
- Let's go back down.
- Sheriff's department!
- I love the crown vic.
- Oh. Shit. Oh!
- All right. Two monkeys-- two monkeys are playing chess.
- Some british--those jags can be kinda nice...
And one of the monkeys says,
Freeze!
- What the fuck was that?! What's up with that?
To be your lawfully wedded husband in holy matrimony?
♪ ave dominus ♪
[all yelling]
- I'm gonna say, "listen, governor,
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- What is this?
[wind howls]
- Listen, I don't wanna get all bridezilla on your asses,
- All right. - All right?
- It's all right. Ok. Oh, he's feisty, this one.
You may kiss the bride.
- What?
- The next time you think about killin' somebody, what?
- So the governor will see us...
We shall return to the washoe state penitentiary by midnight.
Who found each other and created a nest of their own
I do this all the time. I get away with it.
- I therefore pronounce you man and wife.
- Oh, shit. Let's try to radio...
- We're good.
Ok, hold on. Hold on, all right?
One of the monkeys--no, wait.
- I'm gonna be, like, "craig, no, you didn't.
- American cars.