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Will, grab a whisk. I'll be back before you two are frosting.
I was just trying to make you happy.
It'd be better if I did it. Yeah.
Huzzah! Your own gift-wrapping room!
I've got a playdate with Johnnie Walker,
I got it. Agenda for tomorrow: one dress, one set of cupcakes, one present.
My mom got picked up by a friend.
- We were basically destitute. - Did you get hit by lightning?
Until now, when I'd screw up on the homefront,
(drawer opens, closes) (utensils clatter)
- You mean like drunken sailors? - Sure.
Sorry, Vicky. We have to cancel the playdate.
Oh. Hi, there. How's everybody doing?
- One crisply pressed dress. - With one big pleat it didn't used to have.
or Felix and Jordan's?
If anybody asks, I'm with you.
Just a big "X" in the "will not attend" box.