Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, hang on, Phil. I'm in the middle of something.

How about this ghoulish profession

- It's under "Dunphy." - Thanks, honey.

Turns out, it just takes one little suck-up from Marketing named Ben.

(sighs) Mitchell, maybe it's-- Shh! Shh, shh.

Bye, you dirty little boy!

- HALEY: How could you? - LUKE: You were supposed to be my hero! You let me down!

What? N-- Just until things cool off.

Adam and Michael last weekend and Felix and Jordan...

I could easily knock out a lasagna for you.

During the last toast, I saw them clink the glasses before the sound actually reached us.

Okay. Cupcakes. Prese--

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. Oh, Cam.

Oh, no. No! Damn it.

Oh. Claire, I'm so sorry.

(Stella whimpering) Yeah, I know we're out of dog food.

Do you think it's weird-- That we weren't invited to Adam and Michael's

- Number 65. - Where are our friends?

All these errands I have to do for my boss.

Failip Hum-fail Dun--

What's going on? You've wanted to leave since we got here.

Honey, where's Joe? Sleeping in the car.

Before you open this, I just want to say this is not the kind of thing I'm usually into.

She'd be snoring in minutes. Piece of cake.

No, I had it before.

I've been juggling work and family for 22 years

But you know the saying-- All good open houses must come to an end by 2:00 on the dot.

"Sure, Mom. Over there where that naked girl's entertaining her school's basketball team."

Yeah. Uh, this is Manny. Marianne used to be our babysitter.

Could you please get that off my mom's computer?

Are you gonna finish this?

Oh, Pepper. Pepper. Do you have any idea why--