Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm on my way to pick it up, Stan.
We're just glad that it's something we're so good at.
- PHIL: Hey, honey. - Oh, cupcakes, present, dress.
You didn't type "blah, blah, blah," did you?
Thank you, Claire. Thank you.
She seemed really upset, so I took care of it. It was boy stuff.
Yeah. I should get back to the office.
see Stan at Best Buy for Alex's present,
I couldn't get that present for my roommate. Or my dress from the cleaners.
We are so far away from everything.
It's our own fault we're poor.
(clicks)
I'm not sitting there. You're sitting there.
- (exhales) - Oh!
Whoever we ask to fix this is gonna see what we're watching and think we're pervs.
Okay. Aw. Wait, guys.
The cupcakes for the bake sale. Okay.
The last time I left Joe sleeping in the car--
(phone rings) Hello?
What else have you been lying about, Jay Kennedy Pritchett?
Before you say anything, I only put this on because I didn't--
Lily, did you RSVP to some weddings and not tell us?
Why don't you put a sign on him saying, "Free coyote food"?
No daddy-kisses till Sunday after she eats this.
Phew. I'd like to see the look on "Mawianne's" face
How could we? She made us this fresh hand-churned ice cream.
And, uh, that's it.
(scoffs) Snubbed at this wedding, not invited to two others.
We cause an emotional scene everywhere we go.
And they say casteism in india wasn't a big deal
Just so you know, women are not all vacuous nymphomaniacs
then speed home, where she could start baking the cupcakes,
Could Claire be using an assistant?
Don't remind him. He's happy now.
Best mom ever. Hugs!