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none of you knew I was doing gay divorces?
Just slap a little tuna on whole wheat--
I got busy at work--
Go right ahead. There we go.
I was talk-- (beeps)
Are we keeping you from something?
I'm just making sandwiches for the kids. Don't worry. They'll never know.
where you can feel a cool breeze wafting in from the open sliders.
I could feel the kids downgrading their whole opinion of me.
She also bought me that new dress.
I decided to retrace every errand
(scattered) No. Oh, interesting.
Upstairs. Ah.
You've got to leave. (phone chimes)
You knew the risks when we started this.
Another great Pepper Saltzman production, guys.
Ctrl-alt-ew. Oh, God.
I'm gonna make him play so hard he's gonna pass out tonight.
Aw. That's so sweet. (sniffles)
All I had to do was wait for Jay to fall asleep. Genius.