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she allegedly ran today and time it out.
With all his crying, I didn't sleep four hours. I didn't close my eyes.
Here is my card, and just to be clear,
Hey, you know what? I could do some of that kid stuff tomorrow.
Did the kids like it? They loved it.
I'm just saying we're getting a little bit sloppy.
Mom, I know you're really busy at work, but--
(together) Damn it!
Yes. Punish me, ground me.
Come, cariño. There's a vending machine in the lobby.
(electronic screeching)
Sorry I'm late, guys, but fear not.
(woman moaning)
(clattering)
I was actually writing a term paper right when the lights went out, and--
I-- I'm so damn busy trying to be the perfect mom and the perfect boss.
Oh, my God. It froze on that?
-(whimpering) - Why is Stella going crazy there?
If I lie down next to it, will you push it over on me?
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(sighs) All right?
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