Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My super-awesome family was throwing me a surprise early birthday party.

But with Claire running a company and being a better mom than ever,

When Haley finally gave me a chance to hear myself think, it hit me.

Too tired for golf. Where's Joe?

(sobbing) What's to become of us?

When we had money, we spent it all on drunken sailors.

They didn't budget a staff meal.

It's been sitting under a tarp in my garage for six years. You've got to dial it way back.

I can't have this fight again. I saw you ogling him.

to race back for her 3:00 staff meeting.

JAY: And I'm going...

I finally got him to sleep.

They say it takes a village to raise a family and run a company.

I can't believe I agreed to ditch with you 'cause you gave me half your Brie sandwich.

(warning beep) Uh-oh.

I bought that churn out of a SkyMall catalog after three Bloody Marys.

Well, now I'm stumped.

No. Stay here. I'll do it. No, you can't!

No, I do. My mom's got a "date" with her new boyfriend,

Sure. But, honey, I think I slept weird.

It was like being back in my village, watching for the marauders.

How can we RSVP to wedding invitations that we never got?

Don't open that!

One birthday present. Wrapped in baby-shower paper.

Luke and I have some homework to do upstairs.

Don't worry. Mom made those on the off chance what everyone knew was gonna happen, happened.

Who else would want a record of this fever dream? PEPPER: Oh!

I'm FaceTiming Alex. She'll know what to do.

You're the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Why don't we greet your mom with the smell of fresh-baked cupcakes?

She could lose a couple of pounds anyways.

Oh, but my mom's still on her way. Oh.

We only cut two classes,

I kind of made a habit of it.

You left your phone on your desk.