Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[plants rustling] Ahh!
Okay, different how?
[school bell ringing]
Ha ha, I got you! [laughs]
God, she just never stops!
- Do you mean- - Yes, my child of darkness.
it's probably your wannabe vampire leader.
I'm not a flipping emo.
God, vampires are such wannabe carnivores.
[gasps]
But then I started thinking,
And you say she just showed up like this?
of the vamp kids' most sacred entity, per se.
One of you might already be turned.
# So I'm goin' down to South Park #
Oh, my God, it's worse than we thought.
I can't believe parents would do that to their child.
and emos are going to rule the world."
I just can't believe it.
They made her emo!
Just the usual group therapy crap.
Marietta, I made breakfast for your new little emo friends.
What?
I can't, I'm too depressed. I keep cutting myself.
Hey, just so you all know,
and we should have Fall Out Boy play at the Super Bowl.
Uh-oh he got you there
Make me, poser.
and their poser-ass plastic fangs.
He said he was over this
She said that her parents called her an emo
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that's not the plan.
They're-you know, they're posers.
they are totally fucked up.
[audience snarling]
and she actually apologized to me.
God, he is such a downer.
This is the noon meeting of the vamp kids.
You mean that one of us might not really be a vamp kid?
Shut up, Mom, go away.
[laughs] I guess I should have figured it out.
Uh, yeah, it kind of does.
Okay, look, we're running out of time.
Not now, lady, we're really depressed.
No, you gotta listen to me!