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Oh, my God, no way!
[eerie music]
Oh, my God, are you serious?
and you get to work outside and learn about responsibility.
There's an organic spore in my head
They're vile, self-pitying, depressed assholes.
You want me to go in there and waste these motherfuckers?
Do not fight it, Michael.
"The knife pierces deep, deep into my lonely eyes,
Put it out, Edgar. It's annoying everybody.
We've been put in touch with this camp
"So I cast my body into the trials of blood.
Holy shit, look!
and we're sorry we burned down the Hot Topic at the mall.
so we could all die.
Our two friends are being body-snatched by emos!
Where am I? What is this place?
Oh, no, I wasn't talking to him.
Is being scene and emo really all that different from being punk and goth?
Oh, hey. [music volume lowers]
our most powerful vampiric abilities to stop it.
Death and despair! Death and despair!
Oh.
Maybe they didn't know what they were doing.
how your foul language breaks your mother's heart?
God, the scene subculture is for such wannabe scene kids like us.
No, they-they talk to me.
Then why are you listening to Sunny Day Real Estate?
Jimmy And Gwen Forever
.
Dude, Michael, are you okay?
Well, whoever you is,
they're just plants... from Lowes Home and Garden.
Hey, guys.
but we've finally had some counseling.
Oh, my God.