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I'm sorry. I just, I get nervous and I start talking and then... nothing can shut me up.
Hi, sweetie.
Oh, hello, Alex. How are we today?
- He's very expensive. - Oh, is he?
So, no Sno. C. for DJ?
You'd never know it.
- Are you really willing to do that to protect the secret? - It's not the secret I'm trying to protect, it's my family.
Those sodas aren't going to carry themselves to the store room.
The D.A. 's an idiot.
Take care.
- If that is what he was doing. - What did she say at her deposition?
Even if you were having an affair with this woman...
Why not come forward?
The boy loves to dance.
- Hello? - Hey, is now a bad time?
Really, I don't...
Well, hey, um, I was thinking, maybe before the dance, we could, like, go get...
Hey, guys, you still haven't bought your Sno. C. tickets yet,
And then what?
It's just this dance.
it's a little late for that.
Come on, buddy, get off your ass. Come to the party.
- So it looks like we've done really well for ourselves. - Oh, yeah, very impressive.
Thank you, Ryan, but I'd like to just sit here and watch my kung fu movie if you don't mind.
- You're going to be late for the party. - Not the Seth Cohen pity party.
I know. Can you imagine what she would have done if I'd brought DJ?
Did I get you anywhere else?
Well, I have to wait for DJ and Marissa to finish making out, so...
- I can't see. - No! No way, no.
Right.
I would love to go to the dance with you.
Do you think it's offensive to say that, like, all women are crazy?
- Eleven. - Lindsay...
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Wait, what happened to my head? - It rolled under the truck.
I'm kind of going with someone else now.