Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He's going to think I'm crazy. - He knows you're a girl. He expects it.

You have no idea how hard it is...

with an ex-girlfriend who's maybe the most intimidatingly beautiful girl in the history of high school.

It makes no sense, man, Alex kisses me, then she turns right around and she kisses Homer.

Okay, I'm fine with this.

- Are you having an affair? - We're in much deeper water than that.

I could arrange for you both to leave the country.

Oh, yes they do.

Yeah, but right now I'm here with you.

- That's why you're here? - And I was hoping we could, you know, do something, hang out.

I hear this is wonderful.

I spoke with Renee Wheeler today. I know about the affair.

- Okay. What are you doing? - I'm teaching you to defend yourself.

Oh, my God, Coop!

Yeah, do it, man. I'm going to take Alex.

I would've; it's just I'm kind of running it, so I figured...

Sandy Cohen. Caleb's attorney.

Yeah. I thought you might still need a date.

You know, you just really should make sure she wears comfortable shoes,

What, embarrass Marissa? Don't you remember when we were kids? No one could keep us apart.

It looks like we're in the fifth grade.

'cause I like you.

And he's not a looker either.

- God... of course. - But only because you said...

Could you guys maybe take this discussion elsewhere?

See, it turns out Ryan's good for some things. Comic books, bench-pressing, engine repair, but sometimes

That worked out rather nicely.