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I knew it. Stupid David
2009/07/12 is Fireside Girls in Golf House Wyre Forest
I win, I don't drop dead and I get 1 00 percent anti-drop-dead protection.
Timberlands
You can stuff your happies in a sack, mister.
-Perfect. -Hey, how about my friend George...
We were too compatible. Our conversations were so engrossing.
My best friend is trying to get married here.
I mean the plague, please!
Oh, jeez.
So who cares about that?
...but registered mail is not necessarily certified.
-Do you think she likes me? -Sure.
-Oh, French fries. -George.
-You need any help or--? -No, thanks.
Super Bowl MVP
and they call it the world wide web.
I'm sure it's fine
-Peter. -Oh, no. It's Pinter.
-Yes, Jugdish. -Hey.
I did invite you. Your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.
I mean, the plague! Please!
There were no awkward pauses. I need an awkward pause.
-lt was great talking. -Great talking to you.
Everyday is my birthday.
I made a wish on a shooting star last night and I wished against your wish.
Really?
Your Invitation must have gotten lost in the mail
Hey, Koko wants me to drop dead.
-Hi, Elaine. -Hey.
You can stick your grievances in a sack