Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Does your girlfriend have to be here? -Does yours?

Oh, boy, there's Sue Ellen.

I knew it ... stupid HP

Sue Ellen sends me an invitation one week before her wedding in lndia.

Oh, hello, tetanus.

Right. Don't go. Send a gift?

-Hey, what time is it? -I'm not wearing a watch.

George, we need to talk.

You're Lottery funds Must have gotten lost in the mail

So Jerry and Nina, huh?

Yes. There's one.

I know what I'm saying. No way FDR wants you to drop dead.

If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

I did invite you, your invitation must have gotten... lost in the mail

...quite a guy, huh?

Yeah, I'll have a hot one.

Come on, Lomez. We're gonna be late for the movie.

I ordered a pizza, you want some?

All right, I admit it. I slept with Nina, but that's all.

If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

"Oh, French fries!"

Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy.

They're meaningless.

Oh, that sounds juicy.

Peach schnapps.

Is there a problem with her? Is she a man?

What the hell is e-mail?

Oh, please, it's in the vault.

-You shut up. -Drop dead.

I said, I wanted you to drop dead.

You Can Stuff Your Sorries In A Sack, Sarah

I think I'm in love with her already. You are a great friend.

Nothing. And neither will you.

I'm gonna nail him in the back of the head.

Come on, Sue Ellen, you don't wear a bra...

Well, guess what?

Here, drink this.