Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Jerry. -You know, coffee grinder's nice...

If I had to go to india, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

Good one. Very funny.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too

Come on, how was the wedding? Was the bride radiant?

I'll meet you down there.

smeels a little funky. -I'm sure it's fine

You know you're not supposed to drink while you're keeping a secret.

You were gonna tell me all about George.

I’m triple wishing

Florida is a dreadful, dreadful place

I think it's the stench of death.

Texas is a dreadful, dreadful place.

What combination?

This is gonna be great!

-Jerry, would you make the call? -What call?

So how was the big trip?

-Nina, hi, it's Jerry. -You're sure you never slept with her?

I’m all awkward pauses.

And they call it the World Wide Web.

-For how long? -Three days.

Well, guess what, FDR?

I can't believe we went all the way to lndia for a wedding.

I'm all awkward pauses. Fix me up with her.

I mean, the plague.

-Why? -ln any other shoe, I lose 2 inches.

Beauty and brains…

The reason she sent me an invitation is so I'd send a gift.

-I'm going to Newman's. -Great, I love Newman.

Oh, this is my fiancÈ. Pinter, say hello.

You were supposed to give me your birthday wish. Now you've wasted it.

and they call it the world wide web.

You just asked me two minutes ago.

You know, it's the only country that still has the plague.

I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin.

-By flying half way around the world? -Spite never sleeps.

I don’t know what that means

Spite never sleeps!

My last five birthday wishes came true.