Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Invitation to Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding.
...I couldn't make the transition from conversation to sex.
George, you've been wearing those boots since I met you.
Geoff recommends
But here I am with a bunch of my idiot friends
-...since fourth grade. -Didn't I beat you up in fourth grade?
You're not gonna believe what I got in the mail.
Coach to India The only way to go
Newman.
Heischober loves butt plugs
It’s in the vault!
Call us Usha and JD.
I'm sure she'll come around.
I'll show her.
I’m all awkward pauses.
...you never said anything to George about Jerry and me, did you?
No good. Too many people know the combination.
Come on. There's gotta be something that'll change your mind.
I demand reparations. I should get to sleep with Elaine.
You know, we never had a bad conversation. Probably the reason...
I'll have the clams casino.
Come on. Look, I'll give you my next birthday wish.
Well, wait a minute. Nina just saw me in my Timberlands.
And they call it the World Wide Web. You can e-mail anyone!
What about a crockpot liner?
What, you want my kidney?
hello okay
I wish I don’t drop dead!
That's right. My birthday wish was that you drop dead.
What if I got my nose pierced?
-Are you all right? -Of course I'm all right.
-What's up with you two? -I don't wanna talk about it.
Texas Republicans are dreadful, dreadful people.
All web services are APIs... ...but not all APIs are web services.
KEVIN WILLARD'S A FUNNY GUY
What are you, a scientist?
Yeah. How'd you do that?
I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes.
George, I've used the bathroom. It's fine.