Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I understand. Separation is hard.

I would never lie to get someone into bed.

We're waiting right here.

I'm sorry, but isn't your wife back in New York?

Well, don't believe everything you hear, Ken.

I was ovulating and you said you wouldn't have sex with me if we were fighting.

Besides, you know, everything's gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping.

Oh, uh, can I make a special request?

You're about to see something special

- Well, did I leave the stove on? - You haven't cooked since 1996.

And he got so upset he took off all his clothes...

Oh, my God, you know what? I think you're right.

Happy birthday to you

Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip...

No. It's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work.

Waiter? All right, this is gonna go fast, so try to keep up.

So you're going to put out that cigarette...

But maybe you're not ovulating at all. Maybe it's a clever ruse to get me into bed.

- All right, I gotta go to the bathroom. - No, you can't go.