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That's the best birthday ever.
- It does not. - Tomato tart...
Wait.
- No. No, Emma dropped her sock. Mom's here?
You're not allowed to smoke in this office though, right?
Look alive
I've always liked you, Ken.
...and then I'll meet you there? No, no, really, you should go. Go out.
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Maybe we should just eat now.
The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid.
It's just that we do have some large parties waiting.
Well, it's too late now.
Three big fat cartons in two days.
See you. Well, I guess it's just us.
Okay, fine, I'll move. All right. You don't have to manhandle me.
And you are all so late, and you didn't even have the courtesy to call.
So I'm probably still ovulating. Do you wanna give it another try?
- I know. - I'm starving.
Oh. Wait, does that...? You guys won't be late for my dinner, will you?
Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up your heels. Paint the town red.