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But I need you to tell me what to get.
With no mall game at all.
Maybe the throttle button would have gotten, like, really stuck
Let's open this up for you.
just going around the mall forever.
- At the, um, barbecue place. - But Brian's vegetarian.
I'm really glad Brian met you.
- Wait, who's Tina? - Oh, so cold, man. - Ugh.
It's like the Grazielda Store is pulling me in!
I'll take the second level from the cell phone case kiosk
because he doesn't deserve to hear it.
Uh, I would say, uh... 32?
- What do you mean? - I'm on a runaway cat-igator!
I know. I can explain. I didn't mean for this to happen.
Yeah, like she's some kind of stranger to you all of a sudden?
- Keep going, Q.R.. - Yeah.
with the boys at the mall...
I-I usually pants shop with my wife, who's not here,
And I get my blood pressure checked for free
-Tina. -True. -What do you think?
Huh, true colors coming out, you piece of teen garbage?
- Sorry. Keep going. - Okay. "Parker, the winery's
Uh, I'm gonna take off.
banging on the door.
In the food court.
Not for Brian.
♪ ♪
go ahead and try.
♪ Get yourself a new pair of pants ♪
Well, let's just sign your book and move you along.
I'm just gonna pop another antihistamine
And where they haven't tested me yet for drugs.
Ah, cashmere.
No. No, thanks, I'm, uh, I'm-I'm just looking.
- That's what happened. - Nice try.
Got to hit 12 first. The big one-two.
I'm losing mall daylight.