Live Ammo - Parks and Recreation [S04E19]

I adopted 32 cats and dogs.

Okay, here's the deal.

Come on, little sparkle. Don't give up.

I will walk deeper into the belly of the beast,

Nectar of the gods.

but this whiskey is excellent.

that blonde pain in the ass, that's me.

Why so glum, sugar plum?

I'm not sure I'm interested in that.

I'm just really into you. Give me a spin, baby.

Bye, little piggies

That said, you'd be a fool not to pick me.

I hate people.

My sneak-around clothes. Is he gone?

Just amenities everywhere.

Neko Musume: bye, li'l piggies~ Chikn: ruff!

We play with live ammo around here.

Now, I am not saying that Leslie Knope is a dog murderer, per se

What? This cat was in Boogie Nights?

This one right here? Yes, that is a pig.

Make it quick.

All due respect, Mr. Hamsterpenis, but no, I don't.

Don't try so hard.

if it means I'm able to further limit reckless government spending.

Is this where we drop off our unwanted cats?