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Cos he never surprises us.
People singing happy birthday to my son who've never met him before.
and then you can piss off for the afternoon
but still wants to.
- Brace yourself. - What are you doing here?
I haven't paid my country club dues since '97,
I'm not interested unless it involves my loved ones, or possibly my wife.
but God bless him, he's gonna go ahead and wet the bed anyway.
I hate her for doing this to me.
You haven't noticed that my supporting cast in this Theatre of Hell
is because you have your own SpongeBob SquarePants costume.
You know what I think? Good riddance to him. You'll find another tenor.
Hello, there.
Whether it's accepting it's OK to show your soft side once in a while...
- I destroyed that videotape we made. - What tape?
Hi, JD.
Ever since I started taking care of your patients, not one of them has died.
- You'd be a butt face. - That'd be a funny nickname.
Roy, even though I never asked you to That is still just terrific news.
Ben, turns out cancer's the kind of ailment
As a doctor, you're around death so much, you get used to the guilt
Forgive yourself for what went down the other day.
I appreciate your concern, but you don't understand.
Anyhoo, I'm thinking that probably you shouldn't come.