Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've been terrible to your dad, who is just...

One, two, three.

I'm very sorry.

- Okay. - So I'm gonna need...

I've seen what else is out there.

and ruin the chances that you guys have

and I kicked him out of the house.

Hot damn look how sexy my beautiful pregnant belly looks when my shirt can’t fit over it

- Oh, happy birthday, man. - Happy birthday!

When you hope someone likes the gift you got But they know you found it in the back of your closet

I totally forgot that it's Jack's birthday today.

♪ Only shirt I own is hangin' on my back ♪

Birthday tradition doesn't care.

Should I be dancing for my husband while pregnant with triplets Or the fact that I just had contractions

I didn't know what to do, so I brought him here.

No. No, no, no, you're lying to me.

to promise now not to be mad at me.

Guys... ... when are you coming out?

a fancy chocolate almond cake

at Froggy's, Jack!

talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him

- I got it. - No, no, no. Jack,

- you know. - Ah.

so stop asking me to.

And you're gonna be the world's greatest dad.

must be working their magic.

Every morning, I open the, uh, medicine cabinet,

Did I say that?

ask you for a little miracle.

A round of golf takes at least four hours...

Which kinda blows.

- Night, Dr. Katowski. - Mm-hmm.

that I look forward to every year...

And they're all lining up to go down the waterslide,

Just like that, like in the movies.

Don't worry about what just happened.

a grocery list or, you know, any conversation,

scream obscenities like that before. Well,